This German Guy Wants To Marry This Polish Lady, But Poland Has A Law That You Have To Be Polish In Order To Marry Someone That Is Polish

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This German guy wants to marry this Polish lady, but Poland has a law that
you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other
words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed.

So he goes to his doctor and says, "I've just GOT to marry this woman,
I love her so much..."

So the doctor says, "Well, it's risky, but okay." So into the operating room
they go...

Later, when the German guy wakes up, the doctor comes in and says, "We
are VERRRRRYYYY sorry, but we accidentally removed 75% of your brain instead
of 50%."

The guy looks up and says, "Mama Mia!"
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