You're So Ugly, When You Were Born, The Doctor Turned You Over And Thought He Had Twins.
"You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor turned you over and thought
he had twins."
"You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor spanked your mom."
You were so ugly when you were born, the doctor took one look at your face, turned you over and said, "Look .
You were so ugly as a kid that your mother had to feed you with a sling shot ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
You were so ugly as a kid that, on Halloween, your mother put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out as an asshole!
You were so ugly as kid that on Halloween you're mother put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out as an asshole .
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
How do you tell someone that they are really ugly? You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you.
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem.
Eventually the doctor manages to discover that she thinks she may be sexually perverted....