Did you hear? Ray Charles was involved in a car accident last Friday.
Ray, in shock, was taken to the hospital. Because of severe injuries, the
left leg had to be amputated.
Later on, when Ray regained consciousness, the doctor said "Ray, I have some
good news and some bad news."
"Doc, give me the bad news first."
"We had to amputate your left leg," said the doctor.
"Oh....What's the good news?" asked Ray.
"YOU GOT THE RIGHT ONE, BABY, UH HUH!"
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Ray, in shock, was taken to the hospital. Because of severe injuries, the
left leg had to be amputated.
Later on, when Ray regained consciousness, the doctor said "Ray, I have some
good news and some bad news."
"Doc, give me the bad news first."
"We had to amputate your left leg," said the doctor.
"Oh....What's the good news?" asked Ray.
"YOU GOT THE RIGHT ONE, BABY, UH HUH!"
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