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• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• A woman was unable to conceive, so she went to her doctor.
  The doctor told her about the latest medical discovery, and told her to swallow three ball bearings....
• Trouble Remembering Things... An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
  When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• All The Thanks I Need... A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny....
• Some Short Blonde Jokes: A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
  he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!...
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....