An 80 year woman married an 85 year old man. After about 6
months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went
to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations
Mrs. Jones, you're going to be a mother."
"Get serious Doctor, I'm 80."
"I know," said the Doctor, "This morning I would have said it
was impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle."
"I'll be damned," she replied and stormed out of the office.
She walked down the hall and around the corner to where the
telephones were. In a rage, she dialed her husband.
"Hello" she heard in his familiar halting voice. She screamed,
"You rotten son of a bitch. You got me pregnant!"
There was a pause on the line. Finally her husband answered
"Who's calling please?"
==
months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went
to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations
Mrs. Jones, you're going to be a mother."
"Get serious Doctor, I'm 80."
"I know," said the Doctor, "This morning I would have said it
was impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle."
"I'll be damned," she replied and stormed out of the office.
She walked down the hall and around the corner to where the
telephones were. In a rage, she dialed her husband.
"Hello" she heard in his familiar halting voice. She screamed,
"You rotten son of a bitch. You got me pregnant!"
There was a pause on the line. Finally her husband answered
"Who's calling please?"
==
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