A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery.
As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet,
and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this
happens she say "Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?" The man
replied, "Don't ask me lady. I'm just a painter!"
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As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet,
and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this
happens she say "Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?" The man
replied, "Don't ask me lady. I'm just a painter!"
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