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• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• This guy gets his penis shot off in Vietnam. One day at home he is reading the T.
  V. guide and sees an ad for a doctor that says he can fix this....
• A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
  He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
• A beautiful young brunette was about to undergo a minor operation.
  She had been prepared and wheeled along to the operation chamber's door where the nurse had left her to check if the operation staff were ready....
• NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that.
  But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
• NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike Sure, you thought you already knew that.
  But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
• THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!
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• Bob lost his dick in a horrible traffic accident. Fully recovered except for the use of "Mr.
  Happy," late one night he was watching TV. During the commercial break an ad came on for "Doctor Smith's Miracle Penis Replacement Clinic....