While Doing A Vasectomy, The Doctor Slipped And Cut Off One Of The Man's Balls.

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While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the
man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to
replace the missing ball with an onion.

Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup.

"How's your sex life?" the doctor asked.

"Pretty good," the man said, to the doctor's relief. But then he
added, "I've had some strange side effects."

"What's that that?" the doctors asked anxiously.

"Well, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a
blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hamburger
stand I get a hard-on".
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