There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles
around. He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet
and asked him to look after things while he was gone. The vet
asked, "Is anything happening?"
The doctor replied, "Mrs. Jones is about due but I don't think the baby
will come before I get back. Anyway, if it does, just deliver it.
This is her third and the first two went really easily."
The vet said "OK" and the doctor went on the fishing trip. When
he returned, he called the vet. "How did things go while I was
gone?"
"Pretty good."
"Did Mrs. Jones have her baby?"
"Yes, it was a 8 pound boy. Everyone's doing fine."
"Did you have any trouble?"
"Well, there was just one little problem."
"What was that?"
"I had a terrible time getting her to eat the afterbirth!"
==
around. He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet
and asked him to look after things while he was gone. The vet
asked, "Is anything happening?"
The doctor replied, "Mrs. Jones is about due but I don't think the baby
will come before I get back. Anyway, if it does, just deliver it.
This is her third and the first two went really easily."
The vet said "OK" and the doctor went on the fishing trip. When
he returned, he called the vet. "How did things go while I was
gone?"
"Pretty good."
"Did Mrs. Jones have her baby?"
"Yes, it was a 8 pound boy. Everyone's doing fine."
"Did you have any trouble?"
"Well, there was just one little problem."
"What was that?"
"I had a terrible time getting her to eat the afterbirth!"
==
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