- Hickory dickory doc!
In ten seconds you'll be sucking my cock
So think very quick! As I whip out my dick! Hickory... - There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pigshit and snot
When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese... - There was young man from Crete
Who could shoot across
the street A chemist named Kelly Would bottle the jelly... - There was a young girl of the Azores
Whose cunt was
covered in sores The dogs in the street Wouldn't eat... - There was a man named Moulder
who tried it to through
a boulder instead he tripped on a rock and grasped... - There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen
But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl... - There once was a man named Bob
He loved to show off
his nob He flashed it at Dave And rubbed it on Jay... - There once was a woman named Jess
Bisexual
she would confess She loved a good dick but pussy she'd... - There once was a woman from Blight
Her speed was much
faster than light I can now say I fucked her today... - A well-partied co-ed named Dawn,
when asked what conclusion she'd drawn
Said, "I was having a ball... But I just can't recall...
