Limericks - Dirty
There once was a woman named Jess
Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but pussy she'd lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess
While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
There once was a woman named Ann Who was said to be quite like a man.
When nature did call, She ran down the hall, And went to the gentleman's can....
A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policman, he was use to pounding a beat.
A man was taken to the polic station and asked to confess, they showed him his fingerprints, and those found at the crime....
A woman asks her husband this question: "If I died, would you marry again?
"I would!" "And would you let her come into my house?...
A girl was in the shower she saw her mom's tits, and she asked when she would get some like hers.
The mom replied that when she was 16, she would get tits....
George Burns is a guest on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Oprah
George, you're around 90 years old, and you still have women hanging all over you....
G-d's coming, and boy is she pissed!
I once knew a harlot named Lou -- And a versatile girl she was, too.
After ten years of whoredom She perished of boredom When she married a jackass like you!...
There once was a lady named Dot Who lived off of pigshit and snot.
When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she grew on the sides of her twat....