Limericks - Dirty
There once was a woman from Blight
Her speed was much faster than light
I can now say
I fucked her today
And she came sometime last night
Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
There were two brothers by the name of Jones, one was married and the other one was single.
It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
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From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...
ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?...