- A certain young fellow from Ransome
Had a dame seven times in a hansom
When she shouted for more, Said he from the floor,... - There was a young lady from Kew
Who said, as the bishop withdrew
Oh, the Vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker And... - There was an old fellow named Paul
Whose prick was
exceedingly small When in bed with a lay He could screw... - There was a young lady in France
Who hopped on a Bus
in a Trance Three passangers fucked her Besides the... - There was an old man of Duluth
Whose cock was shot off in his youth
He fucked with his nose, And his fingers and toes,... - There once was a man from Marcasse
Who had balls fashioned
of brass When jangled together They played 'Stormy... - There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
Oh what the hell, I'll get used to the smell. And think... - There once was a girl who couldn't shit,
Because she kept playing with 'er clit
The doctor said 'stop!'. So she pulled off her top... - There once was a girl from Belize
Who could put fruit in her cunt with ease
If you're drinking some tea
When she has to pee
Just ask "Some lemon juice
please... - There was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long
he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off...
