- There was a young lady from Kew
Who said, as the bishop withdrew,
Oh, the Vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker And... - There was an old fellow named Paul
Whose prick was
exceedingly small When in bed with a lay He could screw... - There was a young lady in France
Who hopped on a Bus
in a Trance Three passangers fucked her Besides the... - There was an old man of Duluth
Whose cock was shot off in his youth.
He fucked with his nose, And his fingers and toes,... - There once was a man from Marcasse
Who had balls fashioned
of brass When jangled together They played 'Stormy... - There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Oh what the hell, I'll get used to the smell. And think... - There once was a girl who couldn't shit,
Because she kept playing with 'er clit.
The doctor said 'stop!'. So she pulled off her top... - There once was a girl from Belize
Who could put fruit
in her cunt with ease If you're drinking some tea When... - There was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long
he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off... - There was a young girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that
her hymen was broken From riding her bike On a cobblestone...
