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• There once was a whore of the Azores, Whose snatch was so covered with sores, That the dogs in the street, Wouldn't touch the green meat, Which hung in festoons from her drawers.
• 151 There was a young girl of Des Moines Whose cunt could be fitted with coi
  Till a guy from Hoboken Went and dropped in a token, And now she rides free on the ferry....
• Here's to the girl named Louise Who's pubic hair hung to her knees the crabs came together, and knitted a sweater so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!
• 148 There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt.
  Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt....
• 188 There was a young girl of LLewellyn Whose breasts were as big as a melon.
  They were big it is true, But here cunt was big too, Like a bifocal, full-color, aerial view Of Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan....
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell, As a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!...
• One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
  He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...
• One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
  He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...
• There was young man from Crete Who could shoot across the street A chemist named Kelly Would bottle the jelly And sell it as 'Extract of Meat'.