- Two lesbians north of the town
Made sixty-nine love on the ground
Their unbridled lust Leaked out in the dust And made... - Two school-kids around Aberystwyth
Made love with the
lips that they kissed with But as they got older They... - Undressing a maiden called Sue,
Her seducer exclaimed
If it's true That a nipple a day Keeps the doctor away... - There was a lady from University
Who was the sole of
perversity She was into candles And all manner of scandals... - There once was a young barmaid from Wales
On her breasts
were written the prices of ale And on her behind For... - Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of... - There was a young girl of Dumfries
Who said to her boyfriend 'Oh
please, It will give me great bliss If you play more... - There once was a lass from Wilts
She came walking into Scotland upon stilts
They said "Madam it's shocking
You reveal so much stocking
She said "Yea, well how about those kilts?... - There was a young woman of Sydney
Who could take it
clear up to the kidney But the thrust of Alphonse Barely... - On the banks of the Thames stood lord Buckingham
Dreaming
of tits and of sucking them While watching the stunts...
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