- There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo.
- The last time I dined with the King
He did a most curious thing.
He sat on a stool, Took out his tool, And said, "if I play will you sing?... - There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt He went dressed as a cunt, And was fucked by a dog in the hall.... - Here's to the girl named Louise Who's pubic hair hung to her knees the crabs came together, and knitted a sweater so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!
- I know of a horny boy Matt Who played with a vampire bat With his dick in his hand His voice did command "Try sucking the blood out of that!
- There was an old woman from leith Who would circumcise men with her teeth It wasn`t for fame, or love of the game but to get at the cheese underneath.
- There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. I told you it's my job to suck it!...
