- There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe
while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and... - The last time I dined with the King
He did a most curious thing
He sat on a stool, Took out his tool, And said, "if... - There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball
Just for a stunt He went dressed as a cunt, And was... - There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt
out of clay But the heat of his prick Turned the clay... - there was a young man from Spleen
who invented a wanking
machine on the 99th stroke the fucking thing broke... - Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together
and knitted a sweater so in Winter her cunt would not... - I know of a horny boy Matt
Who played with a vampire
bat With his dick in his hand His voice did command... - My dorky ex-roommate Pierre
Once fell asleep in my
chair I pulled out my unit Proceeded to tune it And... - There was an old woman from leith
Who would circumcise men with her teeth
It wasn`t for fame
or love of the game but to get at the cheese underneath... - There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it
she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin...
