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Limericks - Dirty
- There was a goucho named Bruno
Who said, "about fucking,
I do know,.."
That women are fine,
And sheep are divine...
- There was a young woman from Ealing
Who has a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all...
- There was a young man from Bellaire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
But the banister broke,
So he doubled his stroke,
And...
- There once was a man from the cape
Who fucked a barbarian
ape
The ape said you fool
You fucked up my tool
And...
- There was a young man from Spartar,
Who was an incredible farter.
At the strength of one bean,
He could play "God Save...
- The selection was tough, I admit.
He didn't stutter one little bit.
He threw his arse aloft,
And he suddenly coughed.
And...
- The Duchess when pouring the tea,
Asked "Do you fart when you pee?"
I replied with some wit,
"Do you belch when you shit?"
And I think that was...
- Once a young gay from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do...
- A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's OK...
- An architect fellow named Yoric
Could, when feeling euphoric,
Display for selection
Three kinds of erection --
Corinthian...
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