- There was a young girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her hymen was broken
From riding her bike
On a cobblestone pike
But it really was broken from pokin'!
!!... - There was a goucho named Bruno
Who said, "about fucking, I do know,.
." That women are fine, And sheep are divine, But llamas are numero uno!!!... - There was a young man from Bellaire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
But the banister broke, So he doubled his stroke, And finished her off in mid-air.... - There was a young man from Spartar,
Who was an incredible farter.
At the strength of one bean, He could play "God Save the Queen", And Beethoven's "Moonlight Senata".... - The selection was tough, I admit.
He didn't stutter one little bit.
He threw his arse aloft, And he suddenly coughed. And collapsed in a shower of shit!... - The Duchess when pouring the tea,
Asked "Do you fart when you pee?
I replied with some wit, "Do you belch when you shit?" And I think that was one up to me... - Once a young gay from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom.... - A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's OK, but the mole's ill....
