Limericks - Dirty
- There was a young girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her hymen was broken
From riding her bike
On a cobblestone pike
But it really was broken from pokin'!
- There was a goucho named Bruno
Who said, "about fucking, I do know,.
That women are fine,
And sheep are divine,
But llamas are numero uno!!!...
- There was a young man from Bellaire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
But the banister broke,
So he doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air....
- There was a young man from Spartar,
Who was an incredible farter.
At the strength of one bean,
He could play "God Save the Queen",
And Beethoven's "Moonlight Senata"....
- The selection was tough, I admit.
He didn't stutter one little bit.
He threw his arse aloft,
And he suddenly coughed.
And collapsed in a shower of shit!...
- The Duchess when pouring the tea,
Asked "Do you fart when you pee?
I replied with some wit,
"Do you belch when you shit?"
And I think that was one up to me...
- Once a young gay from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom....
- A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's OK, but the mole's ill....
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