Limericks - Dirty
There once was a man named Bob
He loved to show off his nob
He flashed it at Dave
And rubbed it on Jay
Who sucked it like corn on the cob
There once was a man named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave, She was dirty and gritty, And missing one titty, But think of the money he saved!
There once was a man named Sprockett Who walked with his hand in his pocket He was able to hide What he was doing inside Till he shot off like a Fourth of July rocket.
There once was a man named McNair Who laid his wife on the stair The bannister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in the air.
Two travelling salesmen, Jack and Bob, were driving through along a desolate stretch of Kansas highway when their car broke down.
It was getting late, and the only building for miles around was a weather-battered old gas station a mile up the road....
Not so famous quotes Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
--Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself....
There was once a little boy ... He was at home one day and he heard some moaning and groaning coming from his mother's bedroom.
He hastily peeked through the keyhole and saw his mother lying on the bed, naked, rubbing herself and saying "I need a man, God, I need a man!...
There once was a man named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
Oh what the hell, I'll get used to the smell. And think of the money I'll save....
There once was a young man named Dave who drug a dead whore in a cave.
Now, it ain't first-class (f..kin' dead ass), But LOOK at the MONEY Dave saved!...
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....