- The last time I dined with the King
He did a most curious thing.
He sat on a stool, Took out his tool, And said, "if... - There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt He went dressed as a cunt, And was... - There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt
out of clay But the heat of his prick Turned the clay... - there was a young man from Spleen
who invented a wanking
machine on the 99th stroke the fucking thing broke... - Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater so in Winter her cunt would not... - I know of a horny boy Matt
Who played with a vampire
bat With his dick in his hand His voice did command... - My dorky ex-roommate Pierre
Once fell asleep in my
chair I pulled out my unit Proceeded to tune it And... - There was an old woman from leith
Who would circumcise men with her teeth
It wasn`t for fame,
or love of the game but to get at the cheese underneath... - There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin... - Hickory dickory doc!
In ten seconds you'll be sucking my cock!
So think very quick! As I whip out my dick! Hickory...
