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Limericks - Dirty
- A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic,
"Get out of my clinic;
Just...
- The bribe that young streetwalker Stover
Employs as a sexual rover
Is-to hand-job police.
As she gives one release,
She will giggle, "My cop...
- There once was a woman named Ann
Who was said to be quite like a man.
When nature did call,
She ran down the hall,
And went...
- There once was a woman from Arden
Who was seen sucking a man in the garden
Her mother said,
"Flo,
Where does it all go??
And she said, "Gulp, Beg...
- A soldier known only as Sarge
Had sex with a hooker
named Marge
Though only a grunt
He assaulted her cunt...
- A young bride was once heard to say,
"Oh dear, I am wearing away!
The inside of my thighs
Look just like mince pies,...
- A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd,
Who's cultured,
well-spoken, well-bred,
Had achieved some renown
For...
- There once was a girl from Sidney
Who could take it right up to her kidney
But a guy from Quebec
Shoved it up to her neck
He had a long one,
now didn't he...
- A young redneck lay with his sister
And bundled and nibbled and kissed her,
But the kid was so tight,
And it was deep night --...
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