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Limericks - Dirty
- There was once a man from Kent
Whose tool was so long
that it bent
To save him the trouble
He put it in the...
- There once was a man from Bombay
who made a cunt out of clay
He stuck in his dick
the thing turned to brick
and he scraped his foreskin...
- There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who crossed the sea in a bucket
And when she got there
They asked for a fare
So she...
- There once was a man named Sprockett
Who walked with
his hand in his pocket
He was able to hide
What he...
- There once was a vampire named Mabel
who's period was notoriously stable
So one night in...
- There was a young man from Iraq,
Which had holes down the side of his cock
His boyfriend Umberto,
could play the concerto,
by...
- There was a young man from Marsailles,
Who lived on clap-juice and snails
When he couldn't afford these,
He lived on the cheese...
- I'm told of a Bishop of Birmingham,
Who buggered young boys while confirming them
To roars of applause,
He tore down their drawers,
And...
- There once was a lady from Nizus,
Who had breasts of two different sizes
One was small,
and round like a ball
And the other...
- Said a woman with open delight,
My pubic hair's perfectly white
I admit there's a glare,
But the fellows don't care...
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