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Limericks - Dirty
- There once was a lady from Exeter,
So pretty that men craned their necks at her.
One was even so brave
As to take out and wave
The distinguishing...
- There once was a hacker named Ken
Who inherited truckloads
of Yen
So he built him some chicks
Of silicon chips...
- There was a young whore from kaloo
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They...
- There was an old man of the port
Whose prick was remarkably short.
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"This isn't...
- There once was a freshman named Lin,
Whose tool was as thin as a pin,
A virgin named Joan
From a bible belt home,
Said "This...
- There once was a queen of Bulgaria
Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier,
Till a prince from Peru
Who came up for a screw
Had...
- There once was a plumber from Leigh,
Who was plumbing his maid by the sea,
Said she, "Please stop plumbing,
I think someone's...
- While bathing a student named Hume
Read a novel called "Sex in the Gloom",
On arriving the dope,
Skidded once on some soap
And...
- There once was a lady named Flo
Whose lava had poured out too slow,
So they tried it all night,
Till they got it just right...
- Two lesbians north of the town
Made sixty-nine love on the ground.
Their unbridled lust
Leaked out in the dust
And made...
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