There Was A Young Fellow Named Simon Who Tried To Discover A Hymen, But He Found Every Girl Had Relinquished Her Pearl In Exchange For A Solitaire Diamond!
Limericks - Dirty
There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
There was a young fellow named Gluck Who found himself shit out of luck.
Though he petted and wooed, When he tried to get screwed He found virgins just don't give a fuck....
There was a young girl from Hoboken Who claimed that her hymen was broken From riding her bike On a cobblestone pike But it really was broken from pokin'!
37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
There was a young fellow named Goody Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
If he found himself nude With a gal in the mood, The question's not would he but could he?...
There was a young fellow named Grimes, Who made his girl seventeen times, In the course of a week That is not to speak Of assorted venereal crimes .
42 There was a young fellow named Goody Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
If he found himself nude With a gal in the mood The question's not woody but could he?...
There was a young girl named Anheuser Who said that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance, Found Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser....
171 There was a young fellow named Harry, Had a joint that was long, huge and scary.
He pressed it on a virgin Who, without any urgin', Immeadiately spread like a fairy....
There was a young fellow named Tupper Who took a young lady to supper.
At a quarter to nine They sat down to dine, And at twenty to ten it was up her....