Van Gogh found a whore who would lay, And accept a small painting as pay.

Van Gogh found a whore who would lay,
And accept a small painting as pay.
"Vive l`Art!" cried Van Gogh,
"But it`s too fucking slow --
I wish I could paint ten a day!"

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