There Was A Young Lady Of Trent Who Said That She Knew What It Meant When He Asked Her To Dine, Private Room, Lots Of Wine, 'She Knew, Oh She Knew!
There was a young lady of Trent
Who said that she knew what it meant
When he asked her to dine,
Private room, lots of wine,
'She knew, oh she knew! -- but she went!
The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
.. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
The Fortune Telling Scale: A nun was going to Chicago.
She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight....
A certain vicar decided it was high time he informed his three triplet daughters about the "birds and the bees", and tested their chastity at the same time.
Thus he approached his first daughter, dropped his trousers, pointed to his manhood, and asked his daughter if she knew what it was....
Motivated to Learn Math A ten-year-old Jewish boy was failing math.
His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosi...
Market Research... A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her.
He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds....
Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
Impure Mathematix ================= Wherein it is related how that polygon of womanly virtue
young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that notorious villain Curly Pi, and factored (oh, horrors!...
I knew Doris Day before she was a Virgin!