There Was A Young Girl From Hong Kong Whose Cervical Cap Was A Gong.
There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell
As a shot rang the bell,
"I`ll give you a ding for a dong."
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell, As a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!...
49 There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina 's the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong.
174 There was a young man from Hong Kong Who had a trifurcated prong
A small one for sucking, A large one for fucking, And a `boney' for beating a gong....
A man was having a problem of a personal nature, so he went to a doctor.
The doctor examined him and said, "You have what we call Hong Kong dong....
145 There once was a girl from Cornell Whose teats were shaped like a bell.
When you touched them they shrunk, Except when she was drunk, And then they got bigger than hell....
Ding, dong, the witch is dead!
There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
There was a young girl from Sofia Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It`s a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges, and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grow up.
A twelve year old said, "I want to be a prostitute....