There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell
As a shot rang the bell,
"I`ll give you a ding for a dong."
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell
As a shot rang the bell,
"I`ll give you a ding for a dong."
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