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• There was an old pirate named Bates Who was learning to rhumba on skates.
  He fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates....
• Once upon a time a sailor ran into his doctor's office and begged him for help.
  He pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his dick, which was sporting a ruby red ring around the tip....
• A young french girl was visiting New York when her cash funds run dry and her visa expired.
  She met a sailor who agreed to stow her aboard his ship that was about to sail....
• Did you here about the Ethiopian who fell into the alligator pond?
  He ate three before they got him out ......
• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
• There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo.
• Hiawatha Designs an Experiment Hiawatha, mighty hunte
  He could shoot ten arrows upward, Shoot them with such strength and swiftness That the last had left the bow-string Ere the first to earth descended....
• Hiawatha Designs an Experiment Hiawatha, mighty hunte
  He could shoot ten arrows upward, Shoot them with such strength and swiftness That the last had left the bow-string Ere the first to earth descended....