There was a young sailor named Bates
Who did the fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless!
And practically useless on dates.
Who did the fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless!
And practically useless on dates.
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