There Was A Young Man Of Khartoum Who Lured A Poor Girl To Her Doom.
There was a young man of Khartoum
Who lured a poor girl to her doom.
He not only fucked her,
But buggered and sucked her --
And left her to pay for the room.
There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?...
Once upon a time, a man was walking along the beach when he saw a beautiful girl who, sadly, had no legs.
She was in her wheelchair bawling her eyes out. "What's wrong?...
There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair.
The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air....
The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
There was a young lady of Clewer Who was riding a horse, and it threw her.
A man saw her there With her legs in the air, And seized the occasion to screw her....
67 There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by the way, And she met a youg man Who fucked her and ran -- Now she goes to the park every day.
There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.
There was a young man from Bellaire Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
But the banister broke, So he doubled his stroke, And finished her off in mid-air....