There Was A Young Lady Of Clewer Who Was Riding A Horse, And It Threw Her.
There was a young lady of Clewer
Who was riding a horse, and it threw her.
A man saw her there
With her legs in the air,
And seized the occasion to screw her.
There was a young lady of Maine Who declared she'd a man on the brain.
But you knew from the view Of the way her waist grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
41 There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her Till they found on the grass The marks of her arse
And the knees of the man who had crossed her....
100 There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on a train.
There was ayoung porter Saw more than he orter, And asked her to do it again....
There was a young girl from Hoboken Who claimed that her hymen was broken From riding her bike On a cobblestone pike But it really was broken from pokin'!
There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to her doom.
He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked her -- And left her to pay for the room....
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair.
The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air....
There was a young lady from Sidney, Who liked it right up to her kidney, A man from Quebec, Shoved it up to her neck, He had a big one, now didn't he?
58 There was a young lady of Lee Who scrambled up into a tree, When she got there Her arsehole was bare, And so was her K U N T.