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  She made a queer noise, Which attracted the boys, By flapping the edges together....
• After being killed in a tragic auto accident, Fathers Tom and Mike were met at Heaven's gate by St.
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  St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down....
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• There was a young fellow named Tucker Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker, Said, "Don`t bow out your lips Like an elephant's hips, The boys like it best when they pucker.