There Was A Young Woman In Dee Who Stayed With Each Man She Did See.
There was a young woman in Dee
Who stayed with each man she did see.
When it came to a test
She wished to be best,
And practice makes perfect, you see.
An elderly woman walked into the main branch of the Chase Manhatten Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand.
She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $...
There once was a dumb blonde who went to see her doctor.
When the time came for the pelvic exam, he nearly fell in....
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A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
This might be an oldie, but I got a grin out of it when I remembered it.
) A fellow sitting in a bar noticed that the bartender was staring at him....
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When you were a kid, did you ever tell the teacher ``My dog ate my homework?...
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
15 things every woman SHOULD HAVE and SHOULD KNOW by the time she's 30.
[Author: Pam Satran <firstname.lastname@example.org> published by Glamour in May 1997] SHOULD HAVE...
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition....