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• 105 The spouse of a pretty young thing Came home from the wars in the spring.
  He was lame but he came With his dame like a flame -- A discharge is a wondeful thing....
• The Polack came home from his job at the pickle factory and told his wife, "I have this terrible urge to stick my thing in the pickle slicer.
  I know it's crazy, but I can't help it." His wife was shocked, "You mustn't even think of that!...
• This fellow's wife was very flat chested. He came home from work one day and to his utter amazement, there was his wife with a pair of 44" breasts.
  He said, "My gosh, Martha, what happened?" She said "Honey, I was making myself look all pretty for you and I was looking in the mirror behind the door, and I said to it, 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my tits size 44', and BOOM, look at the size of these suckers!...
• There once was a business executive who decided he needed a little rest from the daily routine, so he decided to take his pretty, young secretary to a hotel for some whoopee.
  He rented a very nice, quiet room and they spent the day drinking, going to bed, having lunch, drinking some more, back to bed again, etc....
• RELIGIOUS Q. Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
  A. Because people might think they were dancing. A Jewish couple had worked very hard to send their only son to college....
• A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• A certain young fellow from Ransome Had a dame seven times in a hansom.
  When she shouted for more, Said he from the floor, The name, miss, is Simpson, not Samson....