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• What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
  Vultures wait 'till you're dead to rip your heart out....
• What's the difference between lawyers and vultures? Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
• Q: What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
  A: Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points....
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? The bucket!
• What is the difference between God and a lawyer? God does not think he is a lawyer.
• What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
  God doesn't think he's a lawyer....
• What's the difference between an angry rooster & a lawyer? The rooster clucks with defiance...
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.