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• A very elderly lady, fearing that she was near death, consulted a lawyer and had a will made, for which the charge was $
  200. In her feebleness, she failed to notice that she had handed the lawyer three $...
• A lawyer was helping a poor old widow settle her husband's estate.
  Upon com- pletion of the job, he charged her $100....
• The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.
  ---- These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• A man in Paris was arrested and charged with fucking a dead woman.
  He hired a good lawyer and managed to get released....
• When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.