- Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't... - Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
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From chasing parked ambulances... - Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
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In the... - Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time... - Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night... - Q. Why to lawyers wear neckties?
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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins... - Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A. When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal... - Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research... - Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle... - A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies:
"Four!". The accountant says: "I think it's either...
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