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• What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Vultures can't take their wing tips off.
• What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  Vultures will eat the skunk....
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A vulture doesn't get Frequent Flyer points.
• What's the difference between a dead rattlesnake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
  There are no skid-marks in front of the lawyer....
• What's the difference between lawyers and vultures? Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
  You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline....
• Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
  A: You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline....