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• Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
• Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
  A: A vampire only sucks blood at night....
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• One night three vampires entered a bar. When the bartender asked them what they would like to drink
  he first vamipire said he wanted a pint of blood, the second vampire said that he too would have a pint of blood, and the last vampire said he'd have a pint of plasma....
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? The bucket!
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
• Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
  A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time....