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Jokes from Emails
- These are actual bumper stickers:
* Your kid may be an honors student,
but you're still an idiot.
* Learn from your parents'...
- A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
He'd
scraped together every cent he had to take her...
- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman
cape.
It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on...
- 100 reasons it's great to be a guy:
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You...
- 6]100 reasons why it's great
to be a...
- If a man says something in the forrest, and there is no woman there
to hear it,
is he still wrong?
-- Anonymous
When a man goes on...
- Subject: Nerds
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a
beer.
As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the...
- How to make us Women happy...
What do you think ladies?
Is this about right?
In the world of romance, one single...
- A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses.
She
starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks...
- Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd)
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WARNING,
CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading...
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