- Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget
about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming....
- These are actual bumper stickers:
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
- A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman
It is strong enough, however, to spread paint o...
- 100 reasons it's great to be a guy:
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks....
- 100 reasons why it's great to be a girl
- If a man says something in the forrest, and there is no woman there
to hear it, .
..is he still wrong?
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky....
- Subject: Nerds
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a
As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS
NOT ALLOWED -- ENTER AT OWN RISK!...
- How to make us Women happy...
What do you think ladies?
Is this about right?
In the world of romance, one single rule applie...
- A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses.
starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up....
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