Jokes From Emails
Jokes from Emails
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming....
These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
It is strong enough, however, to spread paint o...
100 reasons it's great to be a guy: 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks....
100 reasons why it's great to be a girl
If a man says something in the forrest, and there is no woman there to hear it, .
..is he still wrong? -- Anonymous When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky....
Subject: Nerds This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.
As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS NOT ALLOWED -- ENTER AT OWN RISK!...
How to make us Women happy... What do you think ladies?
Is this about right? In the world of romance, one single rule applie...
A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses.
She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up....