- Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget
about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.... - These are actual bumper stickers:
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.... - A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
He'd
scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant.... - If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman
cape.
It is strong enough, however, to spread paint o... - 100 reasons it's great to be a guy:
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks.... - [6]100 reasons why it's great to be a girl
- If a man says something in the forrest, and there is no woman there
to hear it, .
..is he still wrong?
-- Anonymous
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.... - Subject: Nerds
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a
beer.
As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS
NOT ALLOWED -- ENTER AT OWN RISK!... - How to make us Women happy...
What do you think ladies?
Is this about right?
In the world of romance, one single rule applie... - A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses.
She
starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up....
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