- Names
1. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
2. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be... - Department of the Treasury
Internal Revenue Service
Washington,
D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE: Notice of increase... - Fun History facts to know and tell
...some of these you may have seen before.
This is a compilation of actual student bloopers collected... - On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a
blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to
coach since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde... - WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
by Matt Groening
RELATIONSHIPS:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour... - A tale of woe...by Poe?
Or a vain attempt at literature by the computer semi-literate?
Anonymous, with all apologies due to E. A. Poe Once... - LESSONS ADULTS LEARN FROM KIDS
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over... - NUMBER OF THE BEAST
EVERYONE knows about 666... but I bet you didn't know these other #'s of
the BEAST!
660 Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI Roman numeral... - Things to think about....
-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short... - From Our Finest Minds
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SMOKING KILLS.
AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT...
