Jokes From Emails
Jokes from Emails
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN OAKIE' AND A DAMN FOOL?
THE RED RIVER. In Texas, we're proud to have the best politicians that money can buy....
I HIT YOU, TREE" Sung to the tune of "I got you babe", by Sonny & Cher Mike
They say that we can't go down the hill, Before we go we really should write a will....
SONNY BONO Q: And why did Sonny Bono ski into the tree?
?... A: It's always been a good political move to keep up with the Kennedys....
MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy?
John Denver made it alive out of Aspen. Has Elton John re-written any of his songs for Michael Kennedy?...
The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to the police station to study a lineup of five people.
He placed his suspect at the end of the line. Then he asked each to step forward...
THE FACTS OF LIFE: The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you Money can't buy happiness.
..But it sure makes misery ea...
A florist received an outraged telephone call from a man who had moved his restaurant to a new spot in town.
The restaurant owner had been sent a funeral wreath along with a card that read: SINCEREST...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS AT HALF MAST.
THE POSTAL WORKERS WANT HAZZARD PAY AND WORKERS COMP FOR SLIPPING ON SHELL CASINGS...
THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
) in the mo...