- I HIT YOU, TREE"
Sung to the tune of "I got you babe",
by Sonny & Cher Mike: They say that we can't go down... - SONNY BONO
Q: And why did Sonny Bono ski into the tree?
A: It's always been a good political move to keep up... - MICHAEL KENNEDY
What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy?
John Denver made it alive out of Aspen. Has Elton John... - The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to come to
the police station to study a lineup of five people.
He placed his suspect at the end of the line. Then... - THE FACTS OF LIFE:
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity
If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you Money can't buy happiness... -
... - A florist received an outraged telephone call from a man who had
moved
his restaurant to a new spot in town.
The restaurant owner had been sent a funeral wreath... - YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS
AT
HALF MAST.
THE POSTAL WORKERS WANT HAZZARD PAY AND WORKERS COMP... - THE DARWIN AWARDS
Date: December,1997
The Darwin Award is made each year to the person
who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore
prevent the survival of their genes -
hence Darwin!) in the... - So you think you're computer-illiterate?
Check out the following excerpts from a Wall Street Journal article by
Jim Carlton -
Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any...
