- Dirty
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs
The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to... - I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.
I woke up this morning
she was sucking on the bedpost... - We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our
"Wooden Anniversary
Yeah, I asked her to blow me, and she wouldn't... - This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's
starting to feel good in her mouth... - A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her
fortieth birthday
He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar?... - My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again
I'd have a scab on my ass..... - You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's
forehead
Coffee's ready.... - You know why there's a string on a tampon
So the crabs can bungee jump... - What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies
Clitty litter... - How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party
The cake jumps out of the girl...
