A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.
The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?...
- I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted. I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.
- We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our
Yeah, I asked her to blow me, and she wouldn't....
- This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth.
- A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her
He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar?...
- My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...
- You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's
- You know why there's a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.
- What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? Clitty litter.
- How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.