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Jokes from Emails
- I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.
I woke up this morning,
she was sucking on the bedpost...
- We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our
"Wooden Anniversary."
Yeah,
I asked her to blow me, and she wouldn't...
- This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's
starting to feel
good in her mouth...
- A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her
fortieth birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar?...
- My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again,
I'd have a scab on my ass.....
- You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's
forehead?
"Coffee's ready...
- You know why there's a string on a tampon?
So the crabs can bungee jump...
- What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies?
Clitty
litter...
- How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out
of the girl...
- My Girl Is So Big....
Her clit has a knee.
She took off all her clothes,
lied in bed, spread her legs... I said to
myself, "What...
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