A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She
starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think
you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am," he says, but I hate to see you standing
there all by yourself."
starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think
you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am," he says, but I hate to see you standing
there all by yourself."
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