- Datawocky
by Jack Stack
'Twas global and the megabytes
Did gyre and gimbal on the disk All mimsy were the... - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CAR TYRE AND 365 CONDOMS?
ONE'S A GOOD YEAR AND ONE'S A GREAT YEAR!... - TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IMPLEMENTATION
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'Twas the night before implementation, And all... - There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting
the children's minds,
the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex... - APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN
Daddy (if unknown,
attach list of three suspects):__________ Mama:__________... - Well it's forty below
And I don't give a fuck
Got a
heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo *chorus*... - A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are
monogamous,
you know), when the male whale spotted another whale... - All in all by the 80's the MITers were basically a bunch of geeks.
ln the past, however, bigger Hacks had taken place...
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