- Undocumented Assembler Command
- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CAR TYRE AND 365 CONDOMS?
- ONE'S A GOOD YEAR AND ONE'S A GREAT YEAR!!... - TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IMPLEMENTATION
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'Twas the night before implementation,
And all through the house.
Not a program was worki... - There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting
the children's minds, the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex.
One night, the man rolls over to the wife and says "Honey... - APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN
Daddy (if unknown, attach list of three suspects)
__________ Mama:__________ Neck shade... - Well it's forty below
And I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck
and I'm off to the rodeo
*chorus*
It's an alamand (sp?
) left An alamand right Come on you mother fucker Get your right step righ... - A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are
monogamous, you know), when the male whale spotted another whale being
harrassed by a whaling ship.
We'll call the male whale Dick for convei... - All in all by the 80's the MITers were basically a bunch of geeks.
ln the past, however, bigger Hacks had taken place....
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