100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Girl
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100 reasons why it's great to be a girl
THIS GUY GOES TO A LOCAL TATTOO ARTIST TO AHVE A $100 BILL TATTOOED ON HIS THING.
THE GUY ASKS WHY AND HE SAYS THREE REASONS: I LIKE TO WATCH MY MONEY GROW....
Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Suck
TOP 118 REASONS WHY IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DATE A NERD 1) His shoelaces are hardly ever untied 2) Doesn't pick his nose in public 3) Has never put a red shirt in with the whites 4) Was not directly responsible for the Holocaust 5) When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building
he doesn't push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor 6) Elvis is dead and Bob Saget is married...
100 reasons why it's great to be a girl 1. free dinners 2.
free lunches 3. free brunches 4. free movies (you get the point) 5....
HOW TO KNOW YOUR GROWING OLDER: 1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M....
OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
5 and 6 Why did 5 eat 6? Because 789.....
Around Holiday time we all get to see the family and pass on lore and gossip.
One day a little girl was watching her mother make a great roast beef....