Jokes From Emails
Jokes from Emails
Top 10 Benefits of a White House Internship: 10. First-hand knowledge of domestic affairs 9.
Pay is lousy, but the hush money is great 8. Gives new meaning to MTV slogan "Rock the Vote" 7....
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics....
Dr. Seuss Meets Fornigate -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I am Starr.
Starr I are. I'm a brilliant barri-star. I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see, Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky?...
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THESE (ACTUAL!) SIGNS
Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS....
THIS IS SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
!! It only takes 30 seconds. Work this out as you read....
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.
He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but w...
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb
Never be absolute, unless absolutely necessary: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day....
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me.
.. They must be gods! A ca...
NOT CLEAR ON THE CONCEPT: These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trip
"A small deer came into m...