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Jokes from Emails
- WEIRD LOCAL USA SEX LAWS
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic,
onions,
or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota...
- A Redneck's Ode to Valentines Day!
Kudzu is green,
my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze...
- THE TECHNO TERMS DICTIONARY ~~~
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete...
- THINGS YOU WOULDN'T HEAR A SOUTHERNER SAY
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
You can't feed...
- YOUR STARSHIP CAPTAIN JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
* Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over...
- WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
by Matt Groening
RELATIONSHIPS:
First of all, a man does not call it a relationship...
- POLITICAL HUMOR
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,
"Help, send the police to my house right away! There's...
- MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese -
think
about this one.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special...
- Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
REDMOND,
Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations...
- Dirty
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.
The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to...
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