- THE IRS LETTER...
Dear Sirs:
I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the
three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return
Thank you. I have questioned whether these... - WEIRD LOCAL USA SEX LAWS
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic
onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota... - A Redneck's Ode to Valentines Day!
Kudzu is green,
my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you
Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze... - THE TECHNO TERMS DICTIONARY ~~~
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete... - THINGS YOU WOULDN'T HEAR A SOUTHERNER SAY
We don't keep firearms in this house
Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer? You can't feed... - YOUR STARSHIP CAPTAIN JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a... - WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
by Matt Groening
RELATIONSHIPS
First of all, a man does not call it a relationship... - POLITICAL HUMOR
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells
Help, send the police to my house right away! There's... - MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
think about this one. I'm not cheap, but I am on special... - Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
REDMOND
Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations...
