- THE IRS LETTER...
Dear Sirs:
I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the
three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return.
Thank you. I
have questioned whether these a... - WEIRD LOCAL USA SEX LAWS
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions,
or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.
If his wife so requests,
law mandates that he... - A Redneck's Ode to Valentines Day!
Kudzu is green,
my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
And wi... - THE TECHNO TERMS DICTIONARY ~~~
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.... - THINGS YOU WOULDN'T HEAR A SOUTHERNER SAY
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.... - YOUR STARSHIP CAPTAIN JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
- WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
by Matt Groening
RELATIONSHIPS
- POLITICAL HUMOR
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,
"Help, send the police to my house right away!
There's a damn Democrat
on my front porch and he's playing with him... - MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese - think
about this one.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he lef... - Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
REDMOND, Wash.
Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by
the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp....
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