- De Ebonics Crimmus Poem
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And all ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin'; Dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged... - Be honest, raise you hand if just a few too many of these are
applicable to you.
You Know You're Not In College Anymore When... 1. At... - BEST CHOCOLATE RUM CAKE EVER
Ingredients:
1 or 2 quarts Rum 1 Tbsp Soda 1 Cup Butter 1/2 Cup... - HOOKED ON EBONICS
LeRoy is a 20 year old 9th grader.
This is LeRoy's homework assignment. He must use each... - Some of the myths about marriage...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
Their passion is heating up. Then the wife stops and... - TECHNOLOGY FOR THE COUNTRY FOLK
What high-tech lingo becomes once it goes north of the Oregon-California
border.
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't... - REDNECK JEDI
Rednecks are not limited to Earth. They exist all across the galaxy in many
different forms.
One example is Luke Skywalker, who must have been a... - Biology Class
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels
found in semen.
A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked... - A wish for Christmas
It is around christmas time and
santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big... - An Unusual Ailment
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class.
The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip...
