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Jokes from Emails
- From Our Finest Minds
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SMOKING KILLS
AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT...
- Signs of life....
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day
Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on
fire...
- LIGHT BULB JOKES
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and...
- Daily Affirmations
I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself
Unless, of
course, I want to stay employed.
A good...
- Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon
While
approaching
the sixteenth hole, they notice an...
- THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: COMBAT SANTA REVISITED
T'was the night before Christmas
he lived all alone,
in a one bedroom house made of...
- For all of you New South Park Fans, check out this web site
Great
sound bites!
[19]http://www.beef-cake.com
If...
- 19 ways to know you are a woman
1. You're a Bitch
2
When asked "Is something bothering you?" reply "NO...
- 45.A COLLECTION FROM MEDICAL INTERVIEW RECORDS WRITTEN BY VARIOUS
PARAMEDICS
EMERGENCY ROOM RECEPTIONISTS, AND DOCTORS AT MAJOR...
- Mottos To Live By
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking...
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