- From Our Finest Minds
AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT
PART OF YOUR LIFE....
- Signs of life....
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action
On Maternity Room Doo...
- LIGHT BULB JOKES
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to
- Daily Affirmations
I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
course, I want to stay employed.
A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem....
- Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon.
the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up by himself....
- THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: COMBAT SANTA REVISITED
T'was the night before Christmas, he lived all alone,
in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.
I had come down the chimney with presents to...
- For all of you New South Park Fans, check out this web site.
- 19 ways to know you are a woman
1. You're a Bitch
When asked "Is something bothering you?" reply "NO" then
get pissed off when you are believed
- Mottos To Live By
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
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