- From Our Finest Minds
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SMOKING KILLS.
AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE.... - Signs of life....
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day
Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo... - LIGHT BULB JOKES
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.... - Daily Affirmations
I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.... - Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon.
While approaching the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up by himself.... - THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: COMBAT SANTA REVISITED
T'was the night before Christmas, he lived all alone,
in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.
I had come down the chimney with presents to... - For all of you New South Park Fans, check out this web site.
Great sound bites! [19]http://www.beef-cake.... - 19 ways to know you are a woman
1. You're a Bitch
2.
When asked "Is something bothering you?" reply "NO" then get pissed off when you are believed 3.... - Mottos To Live By
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
