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A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class.
The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off....
- German Shepard on Golf Course
A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his
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Needless to say this was embarra...
- Footless Parrot
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at
all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help.
The store he happened to walk into...
- Out All Night Drinking
An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closed....
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