- German Shepard on Golf Course
A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his
zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.
Needless to say this was... - Footless Parrot
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at
all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help.
The store he happened to walk... - Out All Night Drinking
An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closed.... - Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while,
then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy -2... - Like, A Totally California State Residency Application.
man... Name: (Feel free to use popular nicknames, such... - Number of copies sold: ____
Number of Wind Chimes Owned:
____ Number of times you've given yourself a concussion... - Political Party Affiliation:
(Choose as many as you have personalities) ____ Green... - World's Shortest Books
25. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson
24.
"To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres... -
... - Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't:
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent 9. After 18 holes I can...
