Q: Why Do Computers Manage To Do Things So Quickly?
Q: Why do computers manage to do things so quickly?
Anonymous Secretary: They don't have to answer the phone.
Q: Why do computers like humans? A: Because a human turns them on.
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Q: Why do Mexicans have noses? A: So they have something to pick in the wintertime.
Q: Why do Mexican cars have small steering wheels?? A: So they can drive them with handcuffs on.
Q: Why do tampons have strings? A: So that the crabs can go bunji jumping.
Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly. Q. Why did the little moron throw margarine out of the window?...
If a man says something in the forrest, and there is no woman there to hear it, .
..is he still wrong? -- Anonymous When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky....
When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
Why do I do these things to myself?