What Happened To The Pope When He Went To Mount Olive?
"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Popeye beat the shit out of him!"
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? A: Popeye almost killed him.
Q. What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? A. Popeye shot him...
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