- What is green and turns red at the flick of a switch?
A frog in a liquidiser... - What is brown and taps on the window?
A baby in a microwave... - What is red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing razor blades... - Three men, two Americans and an <ethnic>, are standing at the top of
Empire State Building.
It is quite windy and one of the Americans say: ... - mors certa, hora incerta - dead certain,
my clock is... - What do you call a day that follows 2 days of rain ?
Monday... - Three cars collide.
They get out.
First man: "I'm sorry."
First Lady:
"I'm sorry, too." Last driver: "I'm sorry three... - Why does a duck have flat feet?
To stamp out fire in the woods.
Why does an elephant have flat feet? To stamp out... - South Africa has just been achieving the biggest computer in the world,
and after programming it using the most powerful AI... - A young man of upper class took a walk in Soho on a very windy day.
As he passed a young woman, the wind caught her skirt...
