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None, it's women's work... - What is green and turns red at the flick of a switch
A frog in a liquidiser... - What is brown and taps on the window
A baby in a microwave... - What is red and sits in the corner
A baby chewing razor blades... - Three men, two Americans and an <ethnic>, are standing at the top of
Empire State Building
It is quite windy and one of the Americans say: ... - mors certa, hora incerta - dead certain
my clock is... - What do you call a day that follows 2 days of rain
Monday... - Three cars collide.
They get out.
First man: "I'm sorry
First Lady: "I'm sorry, too." Last driver: "I'm sorry... - Why does a duck have flat feet?
To stamp out fire in the woods
Why does an elephant have flat feet? To stamp out... - South Africa has just been achieving the biggest computer in the world
and after programming it using the most powerful AI...
